Lovely roses and Lovely you..

Lovely roses and Lovely you..
and Lovely r the things u do..
but the loveliest is the friendship of the two
â€¦.one is ME and other is YOU.

Love them like a river

Donâ€™t love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.

Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever..

If kisses were water

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli LIFT me Thi

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli lift me Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka baad me lift me Aaya, Donoâ€™n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki agle floor pe utar Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha khudgarj nahi Hota â€¦

When you are in trouble

When you are in trouble,
donâ€™t ever say,â€Hey God!, I have big problemâ€
instead
say,â€Hey Problem, I have big GOD!â€
and everything will be fineâ€¦.

If you love someone

If you love someone,
put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart,
because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

SARDAR

Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga

SMART GIRL

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai