SMILE PLEASE - RESULT SEEKERS - FORGET ABOUT THE TENSION

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CA Khushboo Agrawal (CA ) (1811 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011

Originally posted by : Vidhya Raghu

Nice One.....Thanks For Sharing

Rahul Sharma (Student + A.M.- Finance)   (2530 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011

SO FRIENDS ALWAYS BELIEVE IN URSELF,UR HARD WORK,ETC...NEVER BE AFRAID OF FAILURE, "AS DAAR KE AAGE JEET HAI ".

 

Main Jitunga kyunki main haar nahi manta..


CA Akshay Kumar Mishra (Chartered Accountant ) (1784 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011

good one yaar.. 


Bimal Thacker (Proprietor) (762 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011

Some thing else

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?


   Let's find out just how clever you really are....



   Ready? GO!!!

   First Question:

   You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person... What position are you in?






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   Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
   absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
place, so you are second!

   Try not to screw up next time..
   Now answer the second question,
   but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

   Second Question:
   If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





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   Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again.. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


   You're not very good at this, are you?





   Third Question:
   V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only ..
   Do N OT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



   Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
   Add another 1000 .. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
   Now add 10 . What is the total?




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   Did you get 5000 ?

   The correct answer is actually 4100.



   If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
   Today is definitely not your day, is it?
   Maybe you'll get the last question right....
   ....Maybe.



   Fourth Question:

   Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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   Did you Answer Nunu?
   NO! Of course it isn't.
   Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



   Okay, now the bonus round:

   A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
   imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
   expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
   done.



   Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
   sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




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   He just has to open his mouth and ask....
   It's really very simple..... Like you!


CA. AZAD SINGH (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (36 Points)
Replied 20 January 2011

THANKS YAAR FOR SHARING




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