SIDHUISMS

SIDHUISMSàFunny One Liners From the Great Sixer Sidhu

1. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
2. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason
3. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
4. The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff
5. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
6. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
7. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. 
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!

11. Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!

12. Troubles are like babies, the more you nurse them, the more they grow. 
13. It’s like one legged person participating in a bum-kicking competition!!!
14. It’s very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
15. I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar!!!
16. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
17. Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi. 
18. As innocent as freshly laid egg. 
19. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. 
20. There, there, that’s a dead duck! 
21. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 
22. When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air:
    That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it! 
23. The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
    through it… ! 
24. Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
    When you are dining with the demon you’ve got to have a long spoon! 
25. Don’t open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder. 
26. Beauty even when silent is eloquent. 
27. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.