School Days....Jokes

CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani (Landmark Group) (23502 Points)

20 February 2009

Teacher:

'What is your name?'

Student:

'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:
'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student:
'My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:
'What is your name?'.
Student:
'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:
'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student:
'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher:
What happened in 1869?
Student:
Gandhiji was born.
Teacher:
What happened in 1873?
Student:
Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher:

What is the full form of maths?

Student:
Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher:
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student:
BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher:
Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student:
A holiday

Teacher:
'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher:

Sunny: As old as I am.
How old is ur father.
Teacher:
How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher:
There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student:
32 yrs.
Teacher:
How do you know?
Student:
Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.