Sardar declares
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . ... .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . . ============ ========= ========= ========= === SARDAR talking on cell 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ============ ========= ========= ========= === A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ============ ========= ========= ========= === SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife, Jeeto. 2. Weakness:Banta' s wife, Preeto. 3 .Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4. Threat: When I am on tour ============ ========= ========= ======== sardar: Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ============ ========= ========= ===== On Jeeto's bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque encashed from bank manager. ============ ========= ========= ======== teacher sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara ============ ========= ========= ====== Teacher: Gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ============ ========= ========= ========= === Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!.. ============ ========= ========= ========= === Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. ============================================ Oye paaji, ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai. ======================================== Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai..... ================================================ A Sardar Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab �ƒ¢ ?o Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. ==================================================== One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: =========================================================== Teacher Sardar Teacher Sardar ========================================================= American says Sardarji says =============================================================== When TITANIC Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS. ======================================================== Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sardar: ======================================================= Santa Santa Girl: Santa: ========================================================= Banta: Santa: hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. =================================================== Sardar When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar. =================================================== 2 sardars Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ============================== ===================== A sardar Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney. ============================= Sardar 1: Sardar 2: sent my wife with him
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