Manmohan ACA, CS (Chartered Accountant ) (14243 Points)
19 January 2011
In a train compartment
husband to wife : Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW !!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Manmohan ACA, CS
(Chartered Accountant )
(14243 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
vikas gupta
(c.a final....)
(714 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
Haan haan bas karo mamohan sahaab haas haas kr peth phool gaya....
CS LLB Pulkit Gupta
(https://www.facebook.com/pages/Life-and-Promises/553962034682487)
(16631 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
| Originally posted by : Tina Chauhan | ||
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really nice...pls keep sharing... |
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Hardik Dave
(IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student)
(15533 Points)
Replied 19 January 2011
PF & ESI Course - Labour Code 2019 Along with Examples and Case Studies
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