Rules for Men and Women

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Service
3316 Points Joined March 2007

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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On 14 March 2009 at 13:00 Report
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Yes You are right Sujal

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On 14 March 2009 at 13:48
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Landmark Group
23517 Points Joined July 2007

One rule that man can make "to keep quite" himself when woman is speaking

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On 16 March 2009 at 17:06
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Service
3316 Points Joined March 2007
Thanks....
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On 17 March 2009 at 10:58
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part time teaching and in practice
210 Points Joined November 2008

very swt rules

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On 17 March 2009 at 15:24
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CA Final Student
233 Points Joined February 2009

dese are true rules

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On 28 March 2009 at 14:12
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CA
1186 Points Joined November 2008

not quite true

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On 28 March 2009 at 19:17
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Chartered Accountant
6108 Points Joined February 2009

 Thanx for sharing

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On 31 March 2009 at 23:00
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Chartered Accountant
6108 Points Joined February 2009

 Thanx for sharing

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On 31 March 2009 at 23:02
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Accountts & Income Tax
338 Points Joined August 2008

NICE ONE

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On 03 April 2009 at 16:03

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