relief from exam tension

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note
> bichhaa deta hoon
> Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main1 00-100 ke note
> bichhaa deta hoon
> Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
> Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
> Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
> Ke kal raat maine itna kyoun khaya?
> (wah,wah,wah, wah....... t aaliyon ki gad-gadahat)
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> WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE;
> KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
> HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
> HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
> AB HUM SADAK KE US PAAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI.
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> Aapne mere man se khela,
> aapne mere tan se khela,
> aapne mere dhan se khela
> aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
> well played! well played! well played!!
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> Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
> Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.
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> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,
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> Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
> Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
> Melody khao khud jaan jao........
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> Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
> Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
> Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.
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> Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
> Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
> Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
> Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
> Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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> before marrige
> takdir hai magar kismat khulti nahi,
> tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
> lekinm mumtaz milti nahi.
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> after marriage
> takdir hai magar kismat khulti nahi,
> tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
> lekinm mumtaz marti nahi.
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> Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
> A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
> JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
> ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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> Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
> Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita;
> Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.
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> Tum aa gaye ho,
> noor aa gaya hai;
> chalo teeno movie chalen.
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> Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
> ' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
> Aur khuda tumse puche,
> 'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise? '
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> Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
> jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
> dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
> bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.
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> Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
> badi joshh ke sath;
> Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
> badi shhor ke sath;
> Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
> Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath.
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> kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
> kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
> chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...
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> Ho gayi galti humse,
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> Click ho gaya mouse
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> Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
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> ban jaao meri spouse!
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> Tumse mila main kal to,
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> Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
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> Lekin aaj tum mili
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> To kehti ho: Your file not found!
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> Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
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> don't like your face
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> Par dil ke computer mein,
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>Nahin hai enough disk space
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> Tum jabse meri zindagi,
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> mein aayi ho banke female,
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> Yaad rahe na ab kuch,
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> Na postman , Na e-Mail