Money won't buy friends, but you have a better class of enemy.
-Spike Milligan
I don't consider myself bald. I am simply taller than my hair!!
- Thom Sharp
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations!!
- John Mendoza
I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time.
- Marylin Monroe
It's not that am afraid to die... It's just that i don't want to be there when it happens...!!
- Woody Allen
I have my standards. They may be low.... but I have them!!
- Bette Midler
When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!
- Gracie Allen
I really didn't say everything I said!!
- Yogi Berra
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me...!!
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!!
- George Carlin