Really Cheesy One-liners

Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)

30 January 2011  

 

 

 

 

Money won't buy friends, but you have a better class of enemy.

-Spike Milligan


 

 

 

I don't consider myself bald. I am simply taller than my hair!!

- Thom Sharp


 

 

 

Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations!!

- John Mendoza


 

 

I've been on a calender, but I've never been on time.

- Marylin Monroe


 

 

It's not that am afraid to die... It's just that i don't want to be there when it happens...!!

- Woody Allen

 


 

I have my standards. They may be low.... but I have them!!

- Bette Midler


 

 

 

When I was born, I was so surprised!! I coudn't talk for a year and a half!!

- Gracie Allen

 

 


I really didn't say everything I said!!

- Yogi Berra


 

 

If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me...!!

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth


 

 

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac..??!!

- George Carlin