Rajnikanth Jokes
Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
Then
1/0=?
This was question someone asked RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don't know!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
He just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday...
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**
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