Rahul gandhi jokes... part - 1

venkat (NIL) (111 Points)

19 September 2011

JOKER RAHUL BABA

Q: What is the difference between UFOs and Rahul Gandhi’s views on economy?
A: There have been reported sightings of UFOs.

I apologize for this earth quake...
Whenever i try to use my brains this happens...
I will never again try to run my brain...

डाक्टर: तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है!
RAHUL baba पहले तो बहुत रोया! फिर आंसूं पोंछते हुये पूछा: कितने नम्बर से

If its Mayavati, Modi and Me in 2014, Mayavati will get all female votes, modi all male, and I will get rest. I can still "win".

Q: What do you call Rahul Gandhi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What does Rahul Gandhi and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Which stupid says that I am retard and slow.
In a split of second, I can change myself from Bournvita kid to Complan boy.

Not all the rahuls are gandhis , some are mahajans and srk....
n
Not all the Rahuls are waste dumps some are Gems**Rahul Dravid**

मुझे भी पेट्रोल के दाम बढने का फर्क पड़ता है हाँ ,मैं मानता हूँ मैं अक्ल से ज़रूर पैदल हूँ, लेकिन चलता तो में भी गाड़ी में हूँ

The difference between Rakhi Sawant and me - a pair of fake tits...
otherwise we are twins, even i learned "how to get cheap publicity" from her only..n i taught her "how to pretend to be intelyjent"..

Some times it feels to me that Indian Govt. is an MNC Govt. PM - Italian, foreign minister - Portuguese, spokesman - Pakistani, Home minister - Sri Lankan....

Diggi is my bestttt Doggi... i love him a lot n mamma kick him a lot

I asked my Mom, can I fast ?
Mom said : No son , you can't, you are slow.

My grand ma Indra Gandhi's had two daughters in law: one wanted pets,but became minister,other wanted to be minister but has mannu Diggy Chiddu Sibbal etc as pets

मैंने दिग्गू अंकल से पूछा, अंकल अंकल हम लोग उपवास क्यों नहीं रखते ?
दिग्गू अंकल बोले : बेटा , अगर हम ने भी उपवास रख लिया तो खायेगा कौन ?

gud morning all,
mamma beating me, save me....
I did bed wet last night...
mannu naukar ko bed dhona padega...

humare naukar mannu ne abhi abhi bataya ki agra me blast hua hai...
chalo kuch to kaam mila, mannu apna blast par bolne wala speech ka paper dhund raha hai aur mai bhi ghar par bore ho gaya hun.. milta hun ap sabhi ko kisi hospital me...
waise is baar zada chilla ke mera welcome nahi karna .. mere kaano me ipod hota hai theek se samjh nahi ata mjhe... are gaana samjh nahi ata...

‎''हम विकास के खिलाफ नहीं हैं। (देखिये इन 7 सालों के अंदर हमारे swiss bank balance ने कितना विकास किया है!)'

Q: Why does Rahul Gandhi drive a BMW?
A: Cuz he can spell it…

दिल्ली पुलिस के साथ दिक्कत ये है कि वो चाहकर भी गुजरात यूनिवर्सिटी में लाठीचार्ज नहीं कर सकती!

How to bear petrol price rise from RAHUL GANDI's think tank--

-Common man should avoid going on long drives for some days...
-Apart from cash and credit cards, petrol bunks should start accepting kidneys...
-Price of Samosas shoould also be based on Intn'l oil prices..
... -Rise in oil prices will rise dearness, which in turn will squeeze aam admi's oil, with that excessive oil prices will get stabilize automatically...
-I think Abhishek Bachchan and his Idea team have better solutions for price rise than this government..
-Petrol price hike can be checked if IIT Madras students succeed in developing fuel from chai and sutta....
- Intel agencies must issue alerts before price hike. Nobody cares for their terror alerts anyway...

Do u know why there are no future schedules of Cricket Matches at Firozeshah Kotla..!! Rahul Baba has threatened to come amd start playing hockey in cricket match..
Do u know why..??
He gives 'GAMECHANGER' ideas no..!!

Dogivijay was very drowsy last week, rahul woke him every mid night and he has to swing his cradle, remember sonia was out?

many more to come in the next few days.........