Pls take this thread lightly.. No intention to hurt anyone....

Pyaar Ka Panchnaama: CA Article Style

Whats the Problem? problem ye hai ki wo boss hai aur main article, Problem ye hai ki main chahta hu ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho, lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi problem hai. Bull sh*t he is worried
yaar, usse to celebrate karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what he wants. Kasam se yaar in 6 mahine mein I had it  all, sab dekh liya maine, abe kaunsa articleship kaisa audit kahe ka increment, articleship ka matlab hi hota hai End of your own happiness. Iske baad all you worried is about deployment, late night work, increament,client calls, Shaam ka dhalta  suraj jo pehle hum bhi kabhi dekhte the. In boss ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta. A happy boss is a myth. Sab saala na baahar lage bade bade hoardings ka dosh hai, 4 years ki CA course, Badi si degree and then job, kahani khatam, Uske  aad  ki kahani koi nahi batata,

Iske baad ki kahani main batata hu, Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya to problem, Late night ruka to problem. Saala demands and expectation khatam nahi hoti inki, ek to jo high priorty task hota hai wo nahi batayenge, last tym mein dimaag  chaatenge Report banao return lagao, aur fir jab auit report banakee do to do sadi si line ka mail likhenge: we'll discuss aftr 5 pm, aur fir agle do hafte dimaag khayenge report Report. Saala kaam kar raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai: "Look into  this also", Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu baad mein dekh lunga, then again mail: do the same first, 1 baar isko dekh  lo, 1 baar dekh bhi lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek se to kar paunga nahi. Sabse zyada dimaag ki dahi to in  provision and sections ne ki hai, gale ka patta hai saala, Naye, purane, band hone wale saare sections, Report wo hi 2, are kaam zyada aa jaane se ghante thodi na bad jaate hain 1 din mein. Fir iska jawaab in bosslog ko bhi do, i think you are not interested in audit, Why did I choose you in this audit? Arre mujhe kya pata ki why you chose me? Abe jab samajh mein  nahi aa raha to phir release kyun nahi kar dete? Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hain ye boss? Do mail reply mat kar, immediately extension par call aayega. Ab pata chala ye articles ki aisi haalat kyun hoti hai, Aur ye administrative job wale  bande itne happy kyun hote hain, because they don't have a boss to screw that happiness. Saala kaam kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi seat par aa aakar, poocchenge: What are you doing? Iske baad jaane  e pehle inhe apna WR (Work Register) bhejo tab ghar jao, Kuch karne se pehle 50 baar inse poocho,aur agar kabhi thoda rest mil bhi jaaye to  again same question what are you doing? Arre kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha hu tujhe yaahan se kaise bhagaun? Main tujhe bata raha hu you should never discuss anything with your boss because every discussion with a boss  is an argument, Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta, because we are busy unke paas to koi kaam hai nahi aur  senior persons hai, to argument mein wo kaise haar maan le. Wo saala pura back up delete maar de to koi dikkat nahi, Lekin tum galti se 1 annexure delete kar do to aasman toot jayega..!! 

Pls Note: take it lightly......