Prabhu chale CA karne

sonia (c.a) (446 Points)

23 August 2007

HAMARA EK DOST 7-8 BAR C.A. FINAL DENE PAR BHI JA B PASS NAHI HUA TO
USANE BHAGWAN SHANKAR KI TAPASYA SHURU KAR DI
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> Hey ! Prabhu tum jag ke swami ho,
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> Is yug mein anteryaami ho,
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> Ek ungli par prithvi utha sakte ho,
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> Ek netra khulane par pralaya la sakte ho,
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> Par ek kam hai jo tum nahi kar sakte,
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> Kitna bhi chaho par C.A. pass nahi kar sakte.
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> PRABHU BOLE
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> Yah asur kon hai, is atyachari ka kya naam hai,
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> Itna to batao ki C.A. kis chidiyan ka naam hai.
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> DOST BOLA
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> Kosata hoon usako jisane bazar banaya,
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> Len-den ke liye Rupiya chalaya,
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> Sahukaar jise munshi kahkar rakha karte hai,
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> Padhe-likhe Munshi ko hi log C.A. kaha karte hai.
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> 1947 mein desh aazad hua to logon ne vo din khushi se manaya,
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> 1948 mein Gandhiji chale gaye to hamne shok manaya,
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> par aane wale sal mein ek bada bhuchal aaya,
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> 1949 mein jab C.A. Regulatio n Act aaya.
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> Bas tabhi se shuru hui yah kahani hai,
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> Har student ki aankhon mein pani hai,
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> Intelligence patience isake upchar hai,
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> Kya aapka yah pariksha aajmane ka vichar hai.
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> PRABHU BOLE THIK HAI MEIN C.A. KARKE DEKHUNGA AUR ARTICLESHIP KARNE KE
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> PWC PAHUNCH GAYE.
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> PWC ka darwaza khatkhataya,
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> Ander se kisi ne aawaz dekar bulaya,
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> 102,103 saath mein laye ho,
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> trishul aur damru liye kya nautanki karne aaye ho.
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> Dusare din Prabhu ki aankhon mein aansu aaye,
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> Jab apne bade-bade bal katwaye,
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> Tisari aankh ko chhupa liya tha,
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> Ab to pant aur shirt bhi sila liya tha.
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> Bina tie ke baat nahi jami thi,
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> Haath mein bag ki kami thi,
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> Pahle thode critical lagte the,
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> Ab PWC ke article lagte the.
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> Jis haath mein trishul rahta tha,
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> Us haath mein p en lal tha,
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> Audit par voucher aur file dekhkar,
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> shivji ka bura hal tha.
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> PRABHU BOLE
> Vatsa ek baat batao yah Sunday kya hota hai,
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> Log us din bade majhe karte hai jab Sunday hota hai,
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> To matlab 6 din ke bad kal hum bhi majhe karenge,
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> Nahi Prabhu aaj baithkar aap kal ki CC ki taiyaari karenge.
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> Bhagwan ne class karne ki sochi aur Zaware join kar li
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> Zaware join kar li hai,
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> Kal Ganphule bhi karna hai,
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> Exam pas aa rahe hai,
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> Padhai bhi shuru karna hai.
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> Din bitate gaye sabse bada mahina aa gaya,
> October mein kam karke Shivji ko pasina aa gaya.
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> PRABHU KHUD SE BOLE
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> Hey Bhagwan itna kam Kailash par bhi kabhi nahi kiya,
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> Kya paap kiya tha meine jo mujhe yaha la diya,
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> DOST BOLA
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> Abhi to aapko Inter Pass karna hai,
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> Khud ko to FINAL mein khub yaad karna hai.
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> 3 Mahine Shivji ne khub padhai ki, Inter pass hone par hamare dost ne
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> badhai di
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> BHAGWAN BOLE
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> Yah to bada aasan kam tha,
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> Kya C.A. is chidhiya ka naam tha.
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> DOST BOLA
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> Inter to pinzare ka naam hai,
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> Jisme Panchhi phas jata hai,
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> Andhar padhe Apple ko dekhkar,
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> Sada ke liye Dhans jata hai.
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> SHIVJI NE I.T. KARNE KI SOCHI
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> Shivji ko I.T. karne ka shouk chada,
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> Apply karne chal padhe,
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> Chhan liye the har daftar,
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> Har bank dekh liye bade-bade.
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> Yahi to daulat ki maya hai,
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> Jisane CITI BANK ka deewana banaya hai,
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> Shivji ki kismet bhi chal padi,
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> 10000 Rs. dekhkar bole apni to nikal padhi.
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> FINAL ka course dekhkar Prabhu Hairaan huye,
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> Kab padunga yah sochkar pareshan huye,
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> Dost bola yah to bas shuruwat hai,
> Isi soch mein bitegi aapki har raat hai.
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> Pahle paper ki raat thi,
> Badi pareshani ki baat thi
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> Chinta dikh rahi thi Prabhu ke chehare par,
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> Soch rahe the kuchh bat rah-rah kar.
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> APNE MURT (ORIGINAL) ROOP MEIN AAKAR PRABHU BOLE
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> Khush hoon mein tumhari mehnat dekhkar,
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> Achraj hai mujhe tumhara patience dekhkar,
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> Mehnat yunhi pani ho jaye to dukh hota hai,
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> Insaan ho tum tumhara bhi man rota hai
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> Par waqt par bharosa rakh tub hi pass hoga,
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> Kal har C.A. student ka aur mera saath hoga,
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> Is bar taiyaari aur jor se kar, mujhe phir bulana hai,
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> Apna khud ka office tujhe mujhase hi khulvana hai