Tomorrow is april fools day. And our president has already given us best wishes for april fools day by saying that "we may consider easing transfer rules;but wont compromise with the prime objective of articleship" implying that ," we wont do anything to anger our vote bank; and u may keep waiting, jab tab tum log buddhey nahi hotey we wont ease transfer rules."
My jokes are:
a. Uttam agarwal appears in Aap ki adalat in india TV and asks for forgiveness to all past and present articles for mentally torturing them; and banning transfer.
b. My CA gives me a day off or lets me eat my lunch in peace.
c. Amarjit Chopra says that we will allow "unconditional transfer."
d. Uttam agarwal learns to speak English properly (not like a waiter in some irani hotel)
e. The study modules of ICAI gets trendy and error free.
f. Articleship period of pcc students gets reduced.
g. ICAI president says," in current system of articleship; our members DONT EXPLOIT ARTICLES."