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Rahul (CA Final Student) (280 Points)

26 December 2008  

FULL FORMS

Big Companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output


3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses


4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions


5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems


6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping


7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds


8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines


9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly


10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors


11.. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings


12.. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible


13.. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort


14.. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers


15.. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go


17.. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.


18.. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India


19.. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.


20.. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana


21..PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments