Not laugh!!!!!!!! Please


(Guest)

 

 

 

 

Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

 

Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and  he is eating the cake I prepared.

Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or  Ambulance...?!