No girlfriend/no boyfriend,..

Bharath (C.A,C.S) (3983 Points)

06 June 2011  

FOLLOWING ARE THE ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND OR / A BOYFRIEND RESPECTIVELY,....



1. You can stare at any ANYONE,....



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2. You don't have to BORROW MONEY FROM UR FRIENDS,....



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3. You won't get BORING result in ur EXAMS,...

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4. NO emotional blackmailing.



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5.NO ONE CAN DUMP U,.....



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6. NO NEED TO PERFORM ANY MEDITATION,...COZ THERE WILL B NO STRESS AT ALL,...



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7. NO NEED TO STARE AT THE MOBILE FOR ANY CALLS OR MSGS,...

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.



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9. U CAN SET ANY RINGTONE FOR UR MOBILE,..COZ U NEED NOT KEEP UR MOBILE IN SILENT MODE,... 



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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa  and have a happier family life. 



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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.



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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 



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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.



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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll SIN less. 



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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. 



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16. NO NEED TO IRON UR CLOTHES FREQUENTLY,....



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17. No nonstop nonsense. 



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18. You wont have TO drown in the pool of  tears. 



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19. No tension. 



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20. You can be "urself" 



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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....:);)