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Nine Lifes Confusion.

Hardik Dave (IPCC and CS Professional(FINAL) Student) (15533 Points)

30 May 2011

.smile. 9 LIFES CONFUSION => . . . . . . . <1>. Can u cry under water ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <2>. Do fish ever get thirsty ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<3>. Why does birds fal out of trees when they sleep ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <4>. What do u cal a male lady bird ? . . . .<5>. Why is it called building when its already built ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <6>. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <7>. If money doesnt grow on trees then why banks have branches ? . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . <8>. Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<9>. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Keep thinking . . . .

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CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 30 May 2011

keep thinking - - -- - - - - - - - -

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Vikas Gupta (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) (16295 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Sasanka Bhalaki (Student) (1935 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Really we are libing in world of confusions..nice one keep sharing..more confusions :P :P

Suresh Prasad (www.aubsp.com) (15630 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Can u cry under water ?: When you have googles

Do fish ever get thirsty ? : Nope, they live in water! They can just open their mouths and voila! water!...some are dirty though

Why does birds fal out of trees when they sleep ?: because they have this muscle that involuntarily makes their feet lock when they are asleep (this I watched in Discovery Channel).....but I think they can get heart attack, sleep apnea and etc...and when this happens, they can fall.

What do u cal a male lady bird ?: gentybiiird

Why is it called building when its already built ?: because think about it, When someone asks you "what is that" and you respond "It is built" wouldn't it sound like you are insulting his/her intelligence?....ok

When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it ?:

professional dog taste testers who graduated from dog food tasting colleges

If money doesnt grow on trees then why banks have branches ? : si! bank trees

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?: square boxes are more economical to make

Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle: ?---- it does, if you observe carefully... but most of it's contents does not because it is closed. Air can't get it= glue stay's moist and will not dry .

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ROHIT CHATURVEDI (CA Final Student ) (2298 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

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ashok kumar (Accountant) (963 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

nice keep sharing

CA PuRvI M!$rA (-) (2260 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

really confusing.............

but suresh.....gud try..............

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CS Ankur Srivastava (Company Secretary & Compliance Officer) (17853 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Very Creative...Keep thinking and doing analysis...

Vijay (Adamo Studio) (2112 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Nice Sureshji. And Hardik u always come with something new!!!

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very good confusing questions.....just like ca studies n ca question papers....hehe...keep rockin bro....

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Resham (Carpe Diem !!!) (6535 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Great Going Hardik....

And what do i say... Too good addition by Suresh ji...

Namrata (Spirutial Being) (1841 Points)
Replied 31 May 2011

Confusing but nice

keep sharing

Manjul Soni. (CA Student.) (1407 Points)
Replied 01 June 2011

Originally posted by : Suresh_Smiter
	Can u cry under water ?: When you have googles Do fish ever get thirsty ? : Nope, they live in water! They can just open their mouths and voila! water!...some are dirty though Why does birds fal out of trees when they sleep ?: because they have this muscle that involuntarily makes their feet lock when they are asleep (this I watched in Discovery Channel).....but I think they can get heart attack, sleep apnea and etc...and when this happens, they can fall. What do u cal a male lady bird ?: gentybiiird Why is it called building when its already built ?: because think about it, When someone asks you "what is that" and you respond "It is built" wouldn't it sound like you are insulting his/her intelligence?....ok When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it ?: professional dog taste testers who graduated from dog food tasting colleges If money doesnt grow on trees then why banks have branches ? : si! bank trees Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?: square boxes are more economical to make Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle: ?---- it does, if you observe carefully... but most of it's contents does not because it is closed. Air can't get it= glue stay's moist and will not dry .