nice joke

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Sumit Jain

4760 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

Bush And Powell

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

Replies (8)

Milan Somani

1456 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"

Sumit Jain

4760 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

nice one yaar

shailesh agarwal

professional accountant

7647 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

Originally posted by :Milan Somani
"	The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"	"

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CA Pankaj Khandelwal

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

105 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

Good One for refresh the mind.

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth

C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New)

11269 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

Good

Om Prakash Singh

CA-FINAL STUDENT VARANASI

370 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

Once there was a interview for appointment of Fresh CAs . The Interviewer asked question to many CAs That what would be result of 2+2, Most of the CAs replied that 4. But one of the Fresh CAs replied that how many u required ?

Tharish V

Student

988 Points Posted on 13 April 2009

second one rocks....

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Originally posted by :Milan Somani
"	The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"	"

ha ha ha ha