New Couple Jokes

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4125 Points Joined August 2008

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

 

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 and man's use 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

 

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ..........."HEBREWS"

 

God may have created woman before man, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


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On 08 February 2011 at 23:07 Report
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Good one

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On 08 February 2011 at 23:51
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MIND FRESHNER GOOD ...FROM WHERE U GET ALL THIS STUFF FROM VERY NICE KEEP IT UP

MAN HAD MADE AFTER WOMEN REALLY GOOD

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On 09 February 2011 at 03:46
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this was so good... thnx for sharing man

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On 09 February 2011 at 10:32
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33428 Points Joined April 2009

God's  CREATION is indeed superb.

Which is complimentary to every couple, 

Life can be made beautiful if they accept it by  complimenting each other.

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On 09 February 2011 at 11:19
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Practising CA
33428 Points Joined April 2009

"So there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece "

 

When the masterpice will be posted ?????????

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On 09 February 2011 at 11:22
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CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories
4671 Points Joined July 2009
Originally posted by : Pulkit Gupta

Good one

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On 09 February 2011 at 19:20
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Artical
79 Points Joined December 2010

goooooooooooooooooooood

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On 09 February 2011 at 20:31


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