NEVER MESS WITH C

Sandeep Keswani (Tax Consultant) (1064 Points)

17 March 2009  

7 CAs and 7 MBAs are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
 
So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.


SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

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 7 CAs take only 1 Ticket and 7 MBAs buy all 7 tickets..

 
MBAs are desperately waiting for TC to come......

 
When TC arrives,

 

All 7 CAs get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come

out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

 
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they

can

easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

 

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

 
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MBAs decided, "this time we will prove that we too are

equal"....All 7 MBAs take 1 Ticket. CAs don't buy any ticket at

all!!!!!..


TC arrives....


ALL MBAs IN ONE TOILET. ALL CAs IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..


One CA gets out and knocks the door of MBAs toilet, One

Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in CA

Bathroom...

 
TC DRIVES out ALL the MBAs from the toilet and they are heavily

fined

 
 


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :


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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. MBAs planning their

move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

 
This time MBAs decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick..

 

ALL MBAs take 1 tickets...CAs BUY all 7 tickets this

time...

 
SO TC Comes.. All CAs showed their tickets......

 
MBAs are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train............

 
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 Conclusion: Fine impressive personality, good communication/presentation skills can never outrun REAL BRAINS.  
 Hence, never mess with CAs!!!