Must read and share...

GOPAL AGGARWAL (DOING NOTHING) (1339 Points)

01 March 2012  
  • TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
    1) Qus. : What are you doing?
    Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
     
    2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
    Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
     
    3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
    Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CU...STOM DUTY & OCTROI!
     
    4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
    Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
     
    5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
    Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
     
    6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
    Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
     
    7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/Factory?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
     
    8) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
     
    9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
     
    Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
    10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
    Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
     
    11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
    Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
     
    12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
     
    13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX !
     
    14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
    Ans. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
     
    15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
     
    16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
    Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
     
    17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
    Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY &REGISTRATION FEE !
     
    18) Qus.: How you Travel?
    Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
     
    19) Indian : can I die now..?  
    Ans. Only alternate
     
    In India Pay tax tax tax and 
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
     
     
    TAX
     
     
     
    Because after that have nothing else and Karo Relax