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06 February 2009  

If 1=5 then 5=?

 

If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line…

1=5

 

Son asked to Dad: "Dad, how much is 5+5?"

 

Son asked to Dad: "Dad, how much is 5+5?"
Dad: "You dumb, You don't know this, go and get a calculator."

 

Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed

 

Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived
,Crores of formulas made,
But stil...X is unknown!!!

 

Wht is 143?

 

Wht is 143?

I lov you No

I hate U No

I miss U No

I wish U NO

143 means

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE

Naam Duba diya school ka..?

 

What is the fullform of maths.

 

Teacher : What is the fullform of maths.

student : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

see how i proved 1=2

 

see how i proved 1=2
Let x=y.
= 2x-x=2y-y
= 2x-2y=x-y
= 2(x-y)=x-y
= 2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.

 

Maths teaches us wrong!

 

Maths teaches us wrong!
I Can prove,

For Example
Will Prove 1=2..
Soln:
Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2(2-1)=2-1
=>2=1
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Dekha Maths ke Buniyaad Hiladi!!

 

Maths Teacher-If U Had

 

Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj Galti Se Papa Ki Pant Pahenli