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Man + Woman = Donkey

Suman Kumar Verma (Practicing CMA) (1300 Points)

03 May 2011

This is the best I have read in a LONG time

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words,
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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DIVYA PINCHA (ASSISTANT MANAGER:MERCHANT BANKING) (537 Points)
Replied 03 May 2011

Awesum.....

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Rakesh Dhanuka (Company Secretary) (478 Points)
Replied 03 May 2011

good equations.....:)

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awesome

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CA Khushboo Agrawal (CA ) (1811 Points)
Replied 06 May 2011

greattttttt

sudhir Chaurasia (B.com ca (final) articel) (83 Points)
Replied 06 May 2011

yaa realy good calculation

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CA Parmeshwar Rathi (Internal Auditor) (211 Points)
Replied 11 May 2011

WAH SUMAN JI...MAJA AA GAYA....Gr8 post

Nikhil Kothari (CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories) (4671 Points)
Replied 12 May 2011

Excellent...:-)

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