Love letter by an Accountant

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In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partner, you write the Narration.


Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.


Your first love I have already indicated,
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on,
Double Entry System.


Our love is Real & Tangible,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.


Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.

And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.


And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?


But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
And the Auditor will certify like this,
 

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS"
 

Replies (13)

 Nice letter Really Debits and Credits are match and hence Balance sheet is OK 

Mr.Jiju Oommen

Generally accountants and economists do not have such qualities as you have.  You have got a rare quality.

Best Wishes

Sathikonda

good one 

really gud !!!!!!!

lovly

 nice  !!!!!!

nice one....

funnyyy

 Once i read about a love letter by software engineer. It was nice. But i didn't expect such thing from accountants. Great quality. Funny...

GOOD ONE....

nice one..

good

Thx


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