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I bet no one can beat this...
One of the most hilarious mails... 
 
 
I never take risk while drinking
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking 
 
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen 
  
I stealthily enter the house 
 
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard 

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame 
 
But still no one is aware of it 
 
Becoz I never take a risk
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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink 
 
Quickly enjoy one peg 
 
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack 
 
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard 
 
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile 
  
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I peep into the kitchen 
 
Wife is cutting potatoes 
 
No one is aware of what I did 
 
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage 
 
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her .
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. I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard 
 
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle 
 
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink 
 
Quickly enjoy one peg
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Wash the  bottle and keep it in the sink 
 
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard 
 
But still no one is aware of what I did 
 
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much 
 
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse 
 
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard 
 
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed 
 
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink .
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Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly 
 
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it
in the black cupboard .
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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove 
 
But still no one is aware of what I did 
 
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that 
 
again, I willcut your tongue...! 
 
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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I take out the bottle from the potatoes 
 
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg 
 
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack 
 
Wife is giving a smile
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Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking 
 
But still no one is aware of what I did 
 
Becoz I never take a risk
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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!! 
 
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack 
 
Stove is also on the rack 
 
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink 
 
But none of the horses are aware of what I did 
 
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk .
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Chopra is still cooking 
 
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing 
 
Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what???       I never
take a potato I think...

HAHHAHAHAHHA