Laugh a bit!

Ashish Dug.. (CA (FINAL)) (619 Points)

18 September 2009  

 

 

Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.

 

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

 

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Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Banta: Oye, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

 

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Jeeto: Doctor NE mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas. !