Auditing karne se woh darta tha.......

Copy paste karte, idhar udhar se.......

Pooch ke audit kiya karta tha.......

Choree choree.....chupke chupke......

Discussions mein soya karta tha.....

Jab submission honee hotee thee.....

Raat raat bhar jagta tha.....

Kuch aata nahee tha usko.....

Jane kaise submission karta tha.....

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre auditor/senior se,

Unse poocha karta tha.......

Ye audit kaisee hotee hai.......

Yeh audit kaisee hotee hai.......?

Aur voh auditors/seniors

Bas yahee kah paate the....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band

deedar books ka hota hai....

kaise kahoo mai o yaro

yeh audit kaise hota hai.....

* ARTICLES K LIYE:

Dear Articles,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.


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1) TRANSPORTATION:

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each Article will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).

- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.


3) LUNCH BREAK:
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

6) INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary.
- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs. 20 per minute as we have 10MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.

* CA Students in RAAJNEETI Style:

C.A Students RAJNEETI:

"Abhi to hamari book ka first page khula bhi nahi tha k exam aa gayi"

"Abhi to pen se likhna start bhi nahi kiya tha ki hamara paper behremi se chinn liya gaya tha"
......
"Abhi to iska gam mita bhi nahi tha k result aa gaya"

"Aur iske aansu sukhe b nai the ki 2nd attempt aa gya"

"Single point agenda hai k kaise exam main fail kiya jaye
par

JAWAB MILEGA...

INSTITUTE KO KARARA JAWAB MILEGA".

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