Killing English

Govind Rathore (CA Final) (543 Points)

27 August 2010  

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

 

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

 

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

 

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

 

“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

 

“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

 

My manager started like this

“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

 

“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

 

teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

 

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

 

dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

 

“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

 

once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

 

Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

 

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating  near girls hostel pulling cigerette…? “

 

Really killing English