Kahani petrol kii...kahani ghar ghar kii

CA Devanand Jethanandani (CA) (8003 Points)

14 April 2014

Kahani Petrol Ki:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,

May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and

May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

All Girls’ Dream come True!

All Girls’ Dream: men will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.

Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI (Equal Monthly Installments)!

Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’t DRIVE !!!

Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!

Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA Nano absolutely free.

(Scheme for आम आदमी J Now he can get car with petrol!)

Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...

Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...

Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!

Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…

Because……….

वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

Dharmendra’s new dialogue:

कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!

Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी...2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...