Jokes with Morals

Ek Indian ne ek Chinese ladki se shaadi ki
Woh ek hi saal me mar gayi
Usse rote dekh, uska dost bola “AFSOS hai ! magar soch China ka maal aur kitna din chalega”
“Confidence never comes if we have all the answers,
But it comes when we are ready for all the questions”
So be bold to face the world
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45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi,
Hosh aaya toh kaaran pucha,
Boli 25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha! J
Living in the favorable and non- favorable situations is “PART OF LIVING”
But smiling in all situations is called “ART OF LIVING”
Keep smiling!
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Ladke wale – Humko ladki pasand hai, shaadi kab karani hai?
Ladki wale – Abhi toh ladki study kar rahi hai
Ladke wale – Toh humara ladka kaunsa baccha hai jo kitaab faad dega
Every situation has 3 dimensions
My Views, Your views and the Truth
Success goes with the one who follows the third dimension
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Murgi market gayi boli : 1 anda do
Shopkeeper: tum anda kyun maang rahi ho?
Murgi – mere pati ne kaha hai teen rupaye ke liye apna figure kharab mat karoJ
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The reality of life:
Don’t depend on anyone in this world including your shadow
Because even it will leave you when you are in darkness