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CS Ankur Srivastava (Company Secretary & Compliance Officer)   (17853 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Ankur ji tussi great ho...

maza aa gaya...


Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

HAy Very Funny Thanks yar


Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Ghajni in 2015...a child opens his tiffin box in the middle of the road...why???

 

coz he wanted to know whether is going to school or coming back..!!

 

 

 

interviewer : what is your qualification??

santa : LLKMP

interviewer: which degree is that??heard it for the 1st time...

Santa : latak latak ke matric pass..



Hay Sneha  this like Amesome yar, thanks for  Sharing,

Very Funny yar, still laughing ha ha ha ...


Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Ankur Aap to hamesh ki jaise SIX Mar diya jiii...

App ka paas to  pura khajana hai...

Thanks ( enjoying...


Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Originally posted by : Ankur Garg

PJ TIME

 

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.

 

You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

 

another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

 

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

 

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

 

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

 

Pani ne aag lagayee."

 

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

 

Terrific ,  Mindblowing   Owesome sir, at  last i have no words to comment




(Guest)

lol..:)

gud jokes


CA Deepesh Ruhela (Keen to Learn) (3271 Points)
Replied 04 December 2010

Q: Difference between gud CA & great CA?

Ans: A good CA knows the IT Act but a great CA knows the Income Tax Officer....:)


Lakshmi (Student) (1836 Points)
Replied 05 December 2010

Very funny.........

Thank you all for sharing.....



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