Hi frnds…… As we all know that only a month time is left for our examination…. Many of you must be tensed or under immense pressure regarding completion of syllabus…. To release this tension I am providing you guys with a LAUGHTER DOSE
I m sharing some jokes over here……most of you might have read them somewhere but for those who haven’t yet read them, then enjoy…… I m sure all of you will like these jokes……. Comments accepted if you like these
JOKE NO 1
Ek ladki nei ladke ko propose kiya thru msg…. ladke nei usse 2din mein shadi kar li ye soch kar ki koi itna jyada pyar kaise kar sakta hai……. socho ladki nei kya kaha hoga?????????????????
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I love you utna CA ka syllabus jitna…! :-D
JOKE NO 2
Perfect example of increase in demand of CA’s services over 2 decades:
Year 1980
A man asking from a stranger- Janaab! CA sahib ka ghar kon sa hai?
Stranger’s reply- Vo jo bada wala bangle hai na, vo
Year 2010
Man asking from a stranger- Xcuse me buddy… yahan CA ka ghar kon sa hai?
Stranger’s reply- Abe kyon Khali Peeli dimag ka dahi kar raha hai…… kisi bhi ghar mein ghus ja mil jayenge……. 1 nahi 4 milenge
JOKE NO 3
A boy and a gal loved each other…… gal trying 2b romantic forwarded a msg to boy…. “6 things are god gifted:
1. Mother’s Love
2. Father’s Advice
3. Brother’s Care
4. Sister’s Fight
5. True love
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6. What?
Main bhi kisi gift se kam hun kya”
As d boy was studying for his CA FINAL exam he got irritated and replied :
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“As gift is an exempted transfer u/s 47… so I would like to transfer the gift no 6 to a Charitable Trust for GENERAL PUBLIC UTILITY” J J
JOKE NO 4
Each night I go to sleep I die… Next day I wake up, I reborn again- MAHATMA GANDHI
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Each night I go to sleep I’m reborn… Next day I wake up, I’m dead again- CA STUDENT
JOKE NO 5
Difference b/w B-com and CA questions
B-com- What is your name? (10 marks)
CA- What is your name and why? Does it suit your personality? Critically examine. (2 marks)
JOKE NO 6
Changing CA EXAM pattern over years
1995- Answer all questions. All questions carry equal marks
2000- Answer any 10 out of 14. All carry equal weightage.
2010- Q no 1 is compulsory. Internal choices are provided in Q2-Q9. All questions carry equal weightage.
2020- Answer any 1 out of 10. Even if you will not attempt it, you will be allotted the passing marks. In case all students get equal marks, ranks will be given on DRAW OF LOTS basis (sub to max 50)
2025- Thanks for coming to examination center… We really appreciate your presence…. Your CA DEGREES will be allotted to you in a short while along with an A/C Payee cheque of Rs XXXXX for your presence…. Thanking you
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