Jokes

Shridhi Jain (Company Secretary) (1678 Points)

01 March 2011  

Doctor: Run 8 km a day for 300 days, n u will loose 34 kg. 

After 300 days, Santa called doctor: I have lost my weight but I am 2400 km away from home... :(

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Papa: ye kya....!! tumhare maths me 1 marks ayaa hai ?

Beta: Jab iraado me ho dugni chamak, to hoslo me kyu nhi...!!!

Papa :  What?

Beta: Sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa.....aa jaenge... 

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KHATARNAAK DOSTI:

Boy came home late.

Dad: Kaha tha tu..?

Boy: Frnd ke ghar pe.

Dad calls his 10 frnds.

4 answered:

Haan uncle, yahin par tha !

3 answered:

Abhi just nikla hai...

2 answered:

Yahi par hai uncle, padh raha hai....phone du kya ?

1 ne to had hi kar di, he answered:

Haan papa, bolo kya hua..?