Jokes......

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

10 September 2011  

 

During the chrismas(winter) exams,one of the quastion was"what causes a depression?
"One of the students wrote:"God knows,i don't,Mery Christmas!.
The exam paper came back with the professor notation:
"God gets 100,you get zero.Happy new year!"

 

 

 

 


"Anyone,who thinks he's stupid,stand up"said the teacher to his
students.After a long silence the most intelligent student in the class
stood up,
"Do you think you"re stupid?
The student repllied,"No, sir,but i coulden't bear the thought of you
standing there all on your own".

 

 

 

 

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."

 

 

 

 

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard' s DeskJet division for
about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't
solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine,
which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and
yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green
printed fine.
Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the
customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the
drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my co-workers for help; they offered no new
ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to
send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly,
"Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this "yellow"
construction paper?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he
wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read:
"I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped
a note to the sign that said:
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back !"