Ek baar Santa ek bas me jaa raha tha. Raste main daakuon ne attack kar diya.
Daku (to one girl): Tera naam kya hai?
Girl: Mona
Daku: Meri behen ka naam bhi Mona tha......Ja tujhe chhod diya...
Or tera kya naam hai..?
Santa: Ji Santa......par pyar se log mujhe Mona kehte hain...