CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani (Landmark Group) (23502 Points)
11 September 2008Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.
The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 ft. in length.
The first coast-to-coast telephone line was established in 1914.
A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani
(Landmark Group)
(23502 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
Did You Know, Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Did You Know, The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Did You Know, 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Did You Know, Butterflies taste with their feet.
Did You Know, Coca-Cola was originally green.
Did You know, If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Did You Know, Every day more money is printed for
Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Did You Know, It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Did You Know, Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani
(Landmark Group)
(23502 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
| 1- When do elephants have 8 feet? |
| Answer: When there are 2 of them. |
| 2- What has 4 legs and only 1 foot? |
| Answer: A bed. |
| 3- What is alive and has only 1 foot? |
| Answer: A leg. |
| 4- What has 100 legs but cannot walk? |
| Answer: 50 pairs of pants. |
| 5- What has 4 legs and flies? |
| Answer: 2 pairs of pants. |
| 6- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted? |
| Answer: a half dollar. |
| 7- What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter? |
| Answer: 24 cents. |
| 8- If you can buy eight eggs for 26 cents, how many can you buy for a cent and a quarter? |
| Answer: Eight. |
| 9- Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone? |
| Answer: Because it is too gross – 2 times 144 which is a gross. |
| 10- Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long? |
| Answer: At a yard sale. |
CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani
(Landmark Group)
(23502 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
| 1- What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? |
| Answer: Lawsuits. |
| 2- What do you have if an ax falls on your car? |
| Answer: An ax-I-dent (accident) |
| 3- What is in the army and is corny? |
| Answer: A colonel. |
| 4- What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him? |
| Answer: Submarine. |
| 5- What animal breaks the law? |
| Answer: A cheetah. |
| 6- What animal has a chip on its shoulder? |
| Answer: A chipmunk |
CA CS CIMA Prakash Somani
(Landmark Group)
(23502 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
CA Rajesh S
(Chartered Accountant)
(1581 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
gud info .............nice
CA Rachit K Patel
(Chartered Accountant)
(1503 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
Women blink ...............is really true ...
Rushikesh
(Chartered Accountant - Manager Finance)
(2375 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
good ones!!!
Darpan Jain
(Chartered Accountant)
(118 Points)
Replied 11 September 2008
| Originally posted by :CA Prakash Somani | ||
| " | Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. |
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Niceeeee JOKE,,,,
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