India 2060

Indian newspaper headlines in
2060:

Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high
cholestrol due to too much
... biryani.

Golmaal part 27 is released,
Tushar Kapoor is still unable to
speak or act.

Sharad Pawar owns half the
world.

Facebook is declared a country.

A.Raja's son is arrested for 16G
scam.

A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
.
"Lakshadeep Cats" to be the 63rd
team to join IPL.

Munna Hazare sits on fast for
Lokpal bill :-)

and here cums da ultimate
one ,"INDIA IS A DEVELOPING
COUNTRY