Film - " LOOT LE INDIA " 
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Hero: Manmohan singh 
( Without knowing any Acting - even Manoj Kumar have given hit films).
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Heroin: Sonia gandhi
( Mom says keep mum).
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Villain: Raja
( Ab to Andar Aaja )
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Script: Karunanidhi
( Mujhe Jan-ta k upar Karuna Aa Rahi Hai ki Us-ke Paas Nidhi(Paisa) Kamaa-ne Ki Vidhi Nahi Hai).
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Guest Appearance:Rahul G
( Unmarried face always look fresh).
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Comedy: Sharad pawar
( Even his face looks as if smiling in his own style).
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Supp. Actor: Suresh kalmadi
( Madi (mother), Kal kisne dekha hai - jitna bharna hai, aaj bhar lo).
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Action: Mamta baner-ji
( The only character without any big banner but you have to call her with respect - ji ).
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Music: Nira Radia
( Make a team and get signed the contracts - thenafter enjoy party with music and dance inviting new faces - for next contracts ).
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Produced by: 100 PLUS CRORE POOR INDIAN CORPORATION LIMITED.
( Crores in number but poor in a l l respect......sorry, n o respect).
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Reviewed by : CAG 
( For the first time in the history of Independence; good roles were offered but unfortunately not liked by the Directors).
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Commented by : Kapil Sibbal
( Shikshan Mantralaya to mere pass hai, tum shiksha dene wale kaun ho )?
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Declared Flop by : Supreme Court of India.
( Everybody knows because each one has his own contribution to make such a flop film).
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( Releasing every Friday - to make your Bheja Fry - till now it is a suspense ). 
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