Impressive One Liners…..
1. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
2. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
3. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
4. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
5. Someday is not a day of the week
6. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
7. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
8. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
9. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
10. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
11. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
12. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
13. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
14. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
15. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
16. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train...
17. Born free, taxed to death.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
19. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
20. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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