If you love someone

Sanket (!..Live to Give..!) (16427 Points)

10 October 2011

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:
   if you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she ever comes back, she's yours,
         If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
         yourself for her.

Optimist:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
         her.

Patient:
         IF you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
         she comes back.

Playful:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
        *If she comes back, and if you love her still,
         set her free again,
         repeat*

C++ Programmer:
         if(you-love(m_she))
         m_she.free()
         if(m_she == NULL)
         m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free,
         In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
         free!!

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT
If you love someone,
         Set her free,
         Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
         amendment of the
         Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
        If you love someone,
        Set her free,
        If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
        re-installation fees
        but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free,
         She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free,
         If she loves you, the probability of her coming
         back is high
         If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your
         relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she ever comes back, deal!
         If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger's fans:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free,
         SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
         If you love someone,
         Show her the plan ....
         If she ever comes back, sign her up,
         If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never
         give up!

Physician:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
         If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
         than the force or the angle
         of collision between two objects did not
         synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
         If you love someone,
         Set her free ....
         If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
         If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
         (cos(52/34X)) x
         5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
         is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
         If You Love Someone,
         Set it free,
         If It Comes Back, It is Yours
         If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
         PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN
         ILLEGAL