If u love someone.......set her free

CA. Shikha (Chartered Accountant) (4143 Points)

14 August 2008  

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


 If you love someone,
 Set her free...
 If she comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, she never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS.... .
 
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 Pessimist:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, she's yours,
 If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
 
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 Optimist:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 Don't worry, she will come back.
 
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 Suspicious:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she ever comes back, ask her why.
 
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 Impatient:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
 
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 Patient:
 
 
 If you love someone, Set her free ...
 If she doesn't come back,
 continue to wait until she comes back ...
 
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 Playful:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free ...
 *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
 
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 C++ Programmer :
 
 if(you-love( x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
 x_she.free()
 if(x_she == NULL)
 x_she = new She;
 
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 Animal-Rights Activist :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
 
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 Lawyers:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
 clearly states that...
 
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 Bill Gates :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 If she comes back,
 I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
 tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
 
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 Biologist :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 She'll evolve.
 
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 Statisticians :
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
 If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
 
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 Schwarzenegger' s fans:
 
 If you love someone,
 Set her free,
 SHE'LL BE BACK!
 
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 Over possessive person :
 
 If you love someone
 don't set her free.
 
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 HR specialist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.
 
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 MBA :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
 
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 Psychologist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back her super ego is dominant
 If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
 If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
 
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 Somnabulist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back it's a nightmare
 If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
 
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 ERP functional expert :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back, map her into your system
 If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
 
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 Finance expert :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
 If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
 
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 Marketing Specialist :
 
 If you love someone
 set her free
 If she comes back she has brand loyalty
 If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market