If the Titanic was made in India
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die in the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero
a lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC
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If the Titanic was made in India
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i think this should be till interval, the first half of the movie...
8 ) In later half, the hero rises to take revenge for the poor crew members who died
9) LIC companies go into liquidation... As people who never knew what TITANIC was, claimed for their policy....
Actress ka father hi Politician hoga
"i think isme Pakistan ka haath hoga"
Well done Poonam really very interesting and unique one,
keep Sharing and thanx 4 sharing ......!!
Very nice post
Funnyyy....... Gud 1.. Thanks for Sharing
hero aur heroine ka doosra janam hoga... aur wo Titanic2 me wohi iceberg ke pass jayenge...
aur dono ko apna peechla janam yaad aa jayega... aur phir ek romantic sad song hoga.....
to be continued...........
nice and funny
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