Husband vs Wife.....

Just for Fun....

 

Wife : Agar mai Everest Mountain pe chadhun to aap mujhe kyaa doge ????

 

Husband : Le, issme puchhne waali kyaa baat hai.....'DHAKKA'...!!!

 

 

 

Husband asks his Angry Wife: What will you do if I win a lottery ??

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Wife: I will take Half and Leave You Forever...!!

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Excellent Husband says. I won Rs.50. Here is Rs.25, now GET LOST...!!!!

 

 

Dost: Biwi se jhagda (quarrel) solve hua kyaa ??

Santa : Ghutno pe chal k aayi thi mere paas..

Dost : Kyaa boli ????

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Santa : Boli bister ke neeche se nikal aao, ab nahi maarungi..!!!!

 

 

Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai. Saboot ke tor pe Ungli (fingure) bhej raha hun..

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Husband: Saboot pakka nahi hai, Mundi bhej Mundi...!!!

 

 

Patni : Agar mai kho gayee to tum kyaa karoge ??

Pati : Nirmal Baba ke paas jaunga..

Patni : Tum kitne achhe ho. Kyaa kahoge unse ??

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Pati : Kahunga Baba aapki kripa ho gayee...!!!!

 

 

Patni : Kal (tomorrow) hamari shadi kii 5th anniversary hai, aap mujhe kahan le chaloge ??

Pati : Andaman Nicobar Island par..

Patni : Wow, Great. Aur hamari  10th  anniversary par ??

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Pati : Tab Tumhe wapas lene aaunga...!!!

 

 

Patni : Aap bahut bhole ho, aapko koi bhi ullu banaa sakta hai..!!

 

Pati : Tune bilkul sahi kaha.........aur shuruat tumari maa (mother) ne kii....!!!!