Husband and wife saga.. goes on and on...

Geeta (chief accountant) (3368 Points)

28 May 2011  

 

 
 WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. 
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. 

HUSBAND: 
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. 
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. 
He saw me in the dark, he created light. 
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 

WIFE: 
Twinkle twinkle little star 
You should know what you are 
And once you know what you are 
Mental hospital is not so far 

HUSBAND: 
The rain makes all things beautiful. 
The grass and flowers too. 
If rain makes all things beautiful 
Why doesn't it rain on you? 

WIFE: 
Roses are red; Violets are blue 
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. 
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you 

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC 
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor 
He is designed to remain Silent indoor... 

"Husband is one who is the head of the family, 
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." 

A man in Hell asked Devil: 
Can I make a call to my Wife? 
After making call he asked how much to pay. 
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. 

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? 
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! 
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever 

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, 
So I'd be in your hands all day. 
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, 
So I could have a new one every day. 

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. 
Wife: When must I give them to him? 
Doctor: They are for you 

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. 
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. 

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? 
Husband: A lovely Push...! 

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