Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 4th time U R coming to court..
Criminal to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Stupid to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag dikhaya, Stupid: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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Stupid-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Stupid-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Stupid told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining.
Idiot: So what? Take an umbrella and go. |