How India Runs Business !

Desperado (Cost And Management Accountant)   (129 Points)

10 June 2011  

 

A SLOW DAY IN DELHI

It's a slow day in Delhi. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt,and everybody lives on credit.....

On this particular day a rich Indian from USA is driving through town. He stops at the Dreamland motel
and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night...

As soon as the man walks
 upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher(Kasai).

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire
 his debt to the Livestock farmer.

The Livestock farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local Mujra dancer, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The Mujra dancer rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler
   comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money,and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism..

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Indian Government is conducting business today.

 

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