HINDU GODS OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
Narada : Data Transfer
Brihaspati : Chief Information Officer
Chitragupta : Personnel Records
Yama : Reorganization Consultant
Brahma : Systems installation
Vishnu : Tech support
Shiva : Power surge
Ram : Hardware Support
Apsaras : Downloadable Virus
Devas : Programmers
Surya : UNIX System Admin
Lakshmi : Mgr - Trading Systems
Krishna : Chief Technology Consultant
Rakshasas : In House Hackers