Hilarious computer programming in bollywood style

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114773 Points)

11 April 2013  

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum.

 

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

 

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan.

 

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

 

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

 

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

 

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana

 

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno – kaho,kaha – suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to nahin..

 

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

 

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..

 

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai

 

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

 

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

 

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum