Haso....dil khol ke

Micky Mouse (student) (186 Points)

01 August 2011  

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. 
Patni:Fir? 
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. 
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? 
Santa:Mera BETA..

 

Santa ladki dekhne gaya.

Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?

Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi

 

The Best Environment Day Slogan...

'Save Earth,


This Is The Only



Planet With Girls 


 

Baap of pj's -

2 boys are talking-

1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re! 
Kaha pe sikha???

2nd boy- " PANI ME".